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This is a random collection of things I find funny, pretty, awesome or all of the above.
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fromquarkstoquasars:

"Space Whiskey" will soon return to Earth - http://bit.ly/1ubIOpE
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fromquarkstoquasars:

"Space Whiskey" will soon return to Earth - http://bit.ly/1ubIOpE

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very impatiently waiting for me to let him have that piece of pasta
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Very impatiently waiting for me to let him have that piece of pasta

ATTENTION CRAFTERS:

You can use your smart phone to pull up coupons at the register. At every Michaels, Joann Fabrics and Hobby Lobby I’ve been to I was able to use a smartphone coupon. I see so many people pay for their items without trying to find a coupon on their phones. Everyone should know this!

Just search for “ coupon” and it should be one of the first results.

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My ginger plant from a store bought chunk of ginger on the top left corner, my single surviving jackfruit tree sapling in the other two pics. <3
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My ginger plant from a store bought chunk of ginger on the top left corner, my single surviving jackfruit tree sapling in the other two pics. <3

Today&#8217;s selfie
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Today’s selfie

Big Brother 16: Expect the unexpected most boring, safe game moves that don’t shake up the house.

Part of me wants Derrick to win just because he’s had a hand in every eviction but has yet to seriously be on anyones radar, but part of me wants him to get evicted because then the rest of the house won’t have anyone to run to to ask permission for the game moves they want to make.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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